Good idea / bad idea

[chainsawmascara]

thebutlersawed: oh
oh
the kuro anime
also
had Grelle poking a baby at one point
[poke poke]

weed_it_n_reap: HAHA WHAT
bad end

thebutlersawed: HAHA it's actually handled in a fairly IC manner, imho, which is to say "Aww Grelle thinks babies are cute dear god never let Grelle take care of a baby"
well like
spoilers LONDON IS BURNING
lots of people are dying! (Though Sebastian says it really doesn't compare to the great fire of London)
And there's a scene of Grelle like whistling and walking through a street filled with corpses
and a baby's crying! And Grelle kneels down and is like 8D
[poke poke]
Awwww honey
Are you suffering? Is it hard?
Sorry, but I'm not allowed to rush it along <3 good luck m'kay!!! and then continues on

weed_it_n_reap: HAHAHAHA

thebutlersawed: baby was unimpressed. This dying thing is bs.

weed_it_n_reap: yeah no kidding
i like how the option was "rush it along", though

thebutlersawed: Not save

weed_it_n_reap: yeah XD

thebutlersawed: YEAH IT LIKE
god
wouldn't even occur!!
this is why Grelle should never raise children.

weed_it_n_reap: it's true
since the first doctrine of raising children is "prevent them from dying"

thebutlersawed: Grelle: REALLY? I thought it was "BABIES ARE CUTE"

weed_it_n_reap: hahaha

thebutlersawed: Grelle would be AWFUL
like horrifyingly monstrous
babies would totally be disposable cute

weed_it_n_reap: yeahhhh
WILL AND GRELLE RAISE A BABY
i'd read it

thebutlersawed: Will would have to do all the work if that baby is to survive longer than three days.
I'm just saying.

weed_it_n_reap: [uses the shears to gently guide the baby away from the open window while continuing to read the newspaper]

thebutlersawed: THERE is a child who would have severe complexes about personal boundaries.

weed_it_n_reap: HAHAHA YES

thebutlersawed: [sings "hot 'n' cold"]

weed_it_n_reap: >DDD

thebutlersawed: also the child would only be permitted to wear formal business suits
all the time

weed_it_n_reap: THE TINIEST LITTLE MAN
and then will would turn around and turn back and the child would have a bonnet and full make up on

thebutlersawed: "I wanted a girl :("

weed_it_n_reap: that poor prop
i mean child
yes
child

thebutlersawed: "Mommy, why does Father never hold me?" "It's okay, sweetie, Father never holds me either. <3"

thebutlersawed: Poor baby Gwille.

weed_it_n_reap: HAHA
"that's a ridiculous name" "but it shows our looo~oooooove~ <3"

thebutlersawed: Will would insist on a proper name like Edmund or Wilbert, wouldn't he.

weed_it_n_reap: yes
Richard John Edmund Theodore Spears

thebutlersawed: Little R.J.
R.J Spears.

weed_it_n_reap: RJETS

Comments

[man-vs-food.livejournal.com]

GWILLE

GWILLE

[chainsawmascara]

It's a good, strong name!

[vulchu.livejournal.com]

Richard John Edmund Theodore Spears I LOST IT You guys are brilliant.

[chainsawmascara]

Will is very sensible.

[vulchu.livejournal.com]

RJETS totally kicks RPattz's butt any day!

[my_pleasure]

THAT SCENE. YES.

Can I be the godfather, pretty pretty please? :'D Or at least that friend of the family that gets called Uncle anyway~?

[butlersfoodcake.livejournal.com]

. . . I love that my own canon provides me with a list entitled "people who'd be worse at parenting than the soul-eating troll"

[possessive]

Laughing. So hard. omg smklfg sob you guys are brilliant.

[intheblueblazes.livejournal.com]

"Mommy, why does Father never hold me?" "It's okay, sweetie, Father never holds me either. <3"

laughing forever

[iseeyouflaming]

I'm just thinking of the Larxene/Marluxia child meeting this baby now...